Do you need to send me money? Wait. Let me rephrase that. Do you want to send me money? Wait. Don't answer that. How about this:
Send me money.
Here are my favorite ways to collect money:
***If using PayPal, don't check the "Paying for goods or a service?" box. Please. Otherwise, I'll have to invoice you for the fees. And then the fees on top of those fees. It's just a lot of fees.